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Dear Governor Palin

You've left your cold front wandering around our state unattended for a week now.  We believe we have been very patient waiting for you to remove it.  Our patience is at an end.  Please remove both it and its excreta from our state immediately.

Thank you for your prompt attention in this matter.

Oregon

(I'm sure you'll be hearing from Washington soon, if you haven't already.)